Twin of Fire and Twin of Ice
Grade : D

Jude Deveraux's Twin of Ice and Twin of Fire, originally published separately in 1985, have now been reissued in one volume. The two novels have parallel, simultaneous plots and work best read together. Twin of Ice describes Houston Chandler's relationship to her husband Kane Taggert; Twin of Fire tells some of the same events from the viewpoint of Houston's twin Blair and her husband Leander.

The setting has all the makings of a splendid classic. Besides having an interesting structure, the novels touch upon the women's liberation movement, the shockingly poor working conditions of miners, and the difficult beginnings of trade unions. There's a dramatic disaster and the love stories are suitably improbable. I've been fascinated with the idea of identical twins having different personalities and switching identities ever since reading Erich Kästner's children's classic Lisa and Lottie. Too bad these great plot elements are wasted on an incoherent story and four cardboard-cutout characters with little emotional depth and even less sense.

Houston is the “twin of ice.” She's a well-behaved lady who always does what's expected of her and gets engaged to Dr. Leander (Lee) Westfield although she isn't interested in his thoughts and feelings and doesn't enjoy his kisses. The filthily rich, ill-bred Kane Taggert attracts her because he's her complete opposite, and Houston persuades Blair to pose as her sister on a date with Lee so that she can meet Kane secretly. To cut a long story short, Blair, the “twin of fire,” finds Lee much more exciting than Houston has ever has, sleeps with him and ends up engaged to her sister's fiancé. Kane proposes to Houston and the Chandler twins have a scandalous double wedding, although Blair stupidly attempts to thwart the plans at the last minute.

Great soap opera melodrama. This might have been fun if only I could have cared about the characters. But the combined emotional IQ of these four lovers equals that of a pickled eel and I had a hard time believing any of them understood what the word love means. The writing was sketchy and the characters' actions and emotions did not seem logical to me. Even the interesting political themes are left shallow.

Let's start with Houston and Kane, the "ugly Midas." His one and only interest is to Make More Money, and the driving force behind this interest is his obsession with avenging the mine owner Jacob Fenton, who didn't allow his daughter to dally with low-class Kane years ago. My sympathies are with old Jake; I wouldn't let Kane anywhere near my daughter either. He's the sort of man who builds a tasteless palazzo next to miners' shacks, buys endless stacks of expensive stuff he doesn't want to impress people, and seeks a lady wife just because he wants to prove his one-upmanship. He proposes to Houston because of her prestige, without bothering to learn to know her – and later he worries that she might have married him for money and not for love. Well, duh! As far as I'm concerned , money is the only conceivable reason to marry this infantile barbarian. She sets out to civilize him because despite all his financial genius he hasn't been able to pick up decent table manners. When he devises the cruelest, dumbest scheme to test her love, Houston passes – but she fails the TSTL test. She's one-dimensional and uninteresting to me and I never believed in the attraction between these two people.

Blair is a more engaging character than her sister. She has studied to become a doctor at a time when the worth of women's education is often belittled. She is touchy about it, seeing slights even where there are none, which gets her into squabbles with Leander. Houston's coldness has made Lee desperate; the night she and Blair trade places he had set out to seduce her. Because he ended with Blair that night instead of Houston, he succeeds greatly because Blair has tender feelings towards him. When he figures out the truth he insists Blair must marry him, but Blair refuses because she feels guilty for stealing the man she's sure her sister loves, despite the abundance of evidence indicating marrying Kane isn't distasteful to Houston.

Did I mention that Blair slept with her sister's fiancé while already secretly engaged herself? In many other romances that would earn her the moniker "the evil twin," but I could actually sympathize with both her and Lee - up until Blair's fiancé Alan arrives. Leander becomes extremely irritating instantly when his rival shows up: he is very cocksure and high- handedly insists that Blair must marry him. He keeps stalking and pestering her and Alan, childishly shoves Alan into the water (Alan can't swim), and deserves a spanking.

After the wedding, the plot of Twin of Fire deteriorates into a Big Secret fiasco. Lee has no reason whatsoever to keep his secret from Blair, he just absurdly insists she would get into a bad scrape if she knew. Never mind that in her ignorance she gets into far more dangerous scrapes. She believes her husband is having an affair with a woman who doesn't even know his name, suspects him of all manner of nefarious dealings, and yet he won't tell her the truth. Blair and Leander may be brilliant in their profession but they have no idea how to go about nurturing their relationship.

Unless you're a Deveraux fan you may just as well give this reissue a miss. Then again, AAR readers voted Twin of Fire and Twin of Ice among their 12 favorite Deveraux romances, so maybe they work better for everyone else. I just didn't get them at all.

Reviewed by Maria K
Grade : D

Sensuality: Warm

Review Date : April 27, 2001

Publication Date: 2001

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