Monday’s Think Piece: Why I Heart Gene Simmons


Monday tends to be a serious day ’round these here parts and the only serious stuff I can think to write about would sure as crap result in Big Drama and, gee, I’m up to here with Big Drama.  And, heck, it’s Beach Week 2009 for many of you out there anyway (but, alas, not for me) so today I’m going to write seriously about my serious affection for Gene Simmons.

As in tongue-y Gene Simmons.  As in really stupid costumes Gene Simmons.  As in patron saint of adolescent boys Gene Simmons.

As in loving father and partner to the lovely Shannon Gene Simmons.  In short, as in unexpected romance hero Gene Simmons.