This item popped up on the Kiwi equivalent of eBay.  It is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long, long time.

And if you have time to scroll through 93 pages of questions and answers, don’t read it while eating, drinking, or consuming anything that can be spewed.  I swear.

-Jean AAR

Enya Young
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I live in Seattle, Washington and work as a legal assistant. I remember learning to read (comic strips) at a young age and nowadays try to read about 5-6 books a week. I love to travel, especially to Europe, and enjoy exploring smaller towns off the tourist track though London is my favorite city in the world.