First of all, I’ve never made a regular habit of watching Jon and Kate Plus 8, that adorable Learning Channel show in which the adorable couple raise their adorable twins and adorable sextuplets.
But you’d have to be living under the proverbial rock to have missed the sordid state their marriage has come to. And, yes, I’ve gotten caught up in it, god help me.
If you were lucky enough to spend the last few months away from the media maelstrom, here are the headlines: He’s screwing a 23 year-old. She’s doing her bodyguard. And the country, my god, the entire country, is capitivated.