There’s a time and a place for sartorial experimentation. I don’t know if your wedding day is it, though.
One of my favorite time-wasting websites, Wedinator.com, posts pictures of weddings at their un-classiest with snarky commentary. A recent photo was this one: a woman whose gown is, ostensibly, made from toilet paper. Honestly, being not too far off from those mummy-races where you wrap someone in toilet paper then make them hop to a finish line, my first thought when I saw this was, “How the hell did they keep it from ripping?” If they managed that feat of engineering, I can’t help but be impressed. I just wouldn’t get too crazy on the dance floor, if I were her.
Another option, for those environmentally conscious: the Cake Dress.